Blog Spams

Here’s one you may not want to take time for . . . or just read bits. It’s something I’ve often thought about sharing. If you write a blog there’s a phenomena you may be familiar with; if not, you’ll find it at least amusing.

Every time I post a blog I receive comments. It’s a reward, really, and an affirmation that people are reading, and thinking. But I also receive numerous comments from spammers. You don’t see these as I have the option to not post them. Thank God for that. Though written by humans (of whatever first language) they’re distributed automatically. Their purpose, I understand, is to hope for mindless acceptance and thereby gain wider exposure to their site’s popularity and thus higher placement on search engines.

I might be tempted to write back to them, but I have no certainty anyone would be reading. They’d probably write me off as spam.

Sometimes they’re particularly humorous because of the coincidence of the blog topic they’re responding to. Almost always they’re written with such heartfelt sincerity and positive regard, in hopes that would give them a better chance to be “approved” and posted. And while their English isn’t always that good, they know it well enough to write, which is more than I can do with their language.

I relate these comments exactly as they came to me, though have deleted their websites. (Sorry, everybody.)

SAMPLE SPAMS

This one likes how I operate . . .
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Here’s one affirming “just right task” (which I think means “good job”) . . .
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Here’s one exposing my lack of self-assurity, but forgivingly . . .
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This refers to Rich Site Summary, a web-feed service for blogs (otherwise I might worry about the clutching) . . .
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I’m always grateful for constructive criticism . . .
Author: Cedrick
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Or if not a prescription, how about a “beneficial formula”? . . .
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Covering all bases . . .
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I have no idea where this one’s coming from, or where they think I’m coming from . . .
Author: my news
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This came in after “A Time for Everything” . . .
Author: Jewelry gift
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This one after “Rebuke’s Gift” . . .
Author: My Jewelry
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From one who’s written before, and always so positive . . .
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Sometimes I wonder if the author’s title has been cut off . . . but we’re now bound together . . .
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Sometimes the author’s title is very, very specific . . . here with more constructive criticism . . .
Author: flower girl dresses black and white
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This one, existential . . .
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Author: fake rolex
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Another with constructive criticism, embedded with over the top praise . . .
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A nice compliment, followed by a sincere question. But why the final “laughing out loud”? . . .
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An alluring title. So warm a greeting. And so perceptive I blush . . .
Author: Here are surprise
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Author: More awards information
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The answer, “twice a week” . . .
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I so wish I could return the compliment to this one . . .
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From the same wedding planner? . . .
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Here’s an honest appraisal. But I could hope they’d relax . . .
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From The Philippines . . . reads like a diary . . . 
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I should connect this one with the wedding planner above . . .
Author: wholesale wedding dresses
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Maybe I need a little help clarifying my theme . . .
Author: Margaret Garcia
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Always appreciate the encouragement . . . touches me right in the bowels . . .
Author: Inexpensive Gucci Clutches
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Nice to have agreement out there . . .
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I so appreciate this one. But is he serious? I don’t get it . . .
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I don’t get this one either . . .
Author: mbt
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This one, however, truly understands me . . .
Author: Royce Perrault
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And what can I say about this one? (life changing) . . .
Author: mbt shoes store
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Or this one? (life saving) . . .
Author: Eli
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From another “friend” (buddy) with some helpful advice . . .
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I should put this one in touch with the one above? . . .
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So affirming . . . I say to you, men and women should take a signal, yes, unquestionably probably . . . direct hit with the hammer . . .
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This one in response to “Anne-aversery” where I recounted our 46 years (by memory!) . . .
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Glad s/he liked the last part . . . I put lots of thought into the last parts . . .
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It’s time to plan, and be happy . . . and quote this article . . .
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So complimentary . . . and I could write a book on these spams . . .
Author: Free Amazon Gift Card
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Does he give his cameras as positive a review as my posts? . . .
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What Susan doesn’t know is that I go to great lengths to keep my posts short, except this one, which should please her.
Author: Susan
I do consider all of the ideas you’ve offered on your post. They’re very convincing and will definitely work. Nonetheless, the posts are too short for starters. Could you please lengthen them a bit from subsequent time? Thanks for the post.

With this I close. Feel free to comment. Yours will not be spam. 

 

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Next: Response to Blog Spammers. Coming Monday.